Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

Funny Birthday Wishes

  We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

  Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

  It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

  Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!

  To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

  I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

  Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

  I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!

  Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

  I promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life.

I promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life.

  Never think you are alone, I am always there for all your fixes.

Never think you are alone, I am always there for all your fixes.

  I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!

I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!

  Every day you sparkle but today you rule!

Every day you sparkle but today you rule!

  Having you as my friend is a privilege to me. Happy birthday. You are precious.

Having you as my friend is a privilege to me. Happy birthday. You are precious.

  Never have I had such a close friend. Happy birthday to you and best wishes always!

Never have I had such a close friend. Happy birthday to you and best wishes always!

  The world is a little bit brighter because of you. Happy Birthday, buddy!

The world is a little bit brighter because of you. Happy Birthday, buddy!

  May this day bring a lot of smiles and happiness to you, my dear friend. Wishing you a great and grand birthday!

May this day bring a lot of smiles and happiness to you, my dear friend. Wishing you a great and grand birthday!