It is my birthday, and while I should know better, I really do not! Cheers to me, anyway!

I celebrate my special day, still full of wonder! I wonder where my car keys are, I wonder where I parked, I wonder why my hip does that thing, when I walk…

Usually as a person ages, they grow more into adulthood! That is funny, because I am still building forts, in my backyard! Cheers to my birthday, and to never, really, growing up!

Best wishes to me, on my birthday! Every time my birthday occurs, I do not count the number of years that have passed! I count the number of procedures I have had! I am only up to three, so I am good!

On my birthday, I realize that some people may say that I am over the hill. They may call me old… they may be right!

Most people change when they age; I always manage to stay thirty-five! Wishing myself a Happy Birthday!

With age comes… aches, crankiness, and forgetfulness! But there is cake! There is always cake!

Happy Birthday to the most glorious and intelligent person that I know! Myself!

With many people’s birthdays come a sense of responsibility and maturity…phooey to that!

Today, I celebrate my 30th birthday, more determined, than ever…to keep pretending that I am twenty-one!

As I wish myself a Happy Birthday, I can not help but think of all of the things that getting older brings with it….wait, what was I saying, again? Oh, well!

Wishing myself a very Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of mishaps, shenanigans, and other somewhat adult behavior!

To be another year wiser, braver, and better must really be something! Maybe next year!

Turning a year older has made me wonder about certain things, like how much longer can I get away with telling people that I am twenty-five?

On my birthday, I am going to be my own best friend: eat too much cake, give bad advice, and party until dawn!

On my birthday, one is the loneliest number! That is why there is cake and ice cream and alcohol…

Today is my birthday! My fifth 30th birthday, to be exact!

I swear you guys, 30 has never looked so good! Of course, now that I’m in it. Happy birthday to me and you are welcome to all you fellow 30-year-olds. This year is going to rock.

Yay for me! I finally have an excuse to wear as much glitter as I want. It’s my birthday!