Turning a year older has made me wonder about certain things, like how much longer can I get away with telling people that I am twenty-five?

Most people change when they age; I always manage to stay thirty-five! Wishing myself a Happy Birthday!

With age comes… aches, crankiness, and forgetfulness! But there is cake! There is always cake!

Happy Birthday to the most glorious and intelligent person that I know! Myself!

With many people’s birthdays come a sense of responsibility and maturity…phooey to that!

Today, I celebrate my 30th birthday, more determined, than ever…to keep pretending that I am twenty-one!

It is my birthday, and while I should know better, I really do not! Cheers to me, anyway!

As I wish myself a Happy Birthday, I can not help but think of all of the things that getting older brings with it….wait, what was I saying, again? Oh, well!

Wishing myself a very Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of mishaps, shenanigans, and other somewhat adult behavior!

To be another year wiser, braver, and better must really be something! Maybe next year!

On my birthday, I am going to be my own best friend: eat too much cake, give bad advice, and party until dawn!

On my birthday, one is the loneliest number! That is why there is cake and ice cream and alcohol…

Today is my birthday! My fifth 30th birthday, to be exact!

I swear you guys, 30 has never looked so good! Of course, now that I’m in it. Happy birthday to me and you are welcome to all you fellow 30-year-olds. This year is going to rock.

Yay for me! I finally have an excuse to wear as much glitter as I want. It’s my birthday!

If it were up to me I’d spend today binge watching Netflix and eating crappy cake. Since today is my birthday I guess that’s exactly what I’m going to do! Happy birthday to me on the best day ever!

Dear self, stay calm and know that fun is on the way… um, actually, you forgot to order the cake and invite all the people, so it may be a while. Anyway,

Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, awesome, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year and happy birthday to you. Love, me.

To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday! P.S. Mom, that does not include you.