How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!

Happy birthday to such a great friend, I hope you have a fun day today!

Many happy returns on your birthday! I know this past year has had some tough times but I hope that the coming year brings you the good fortune you deserve. You’re a great friend and I am so thankful for your presence in my life.

Wishing you a very happy birthday and all the best for the coming year. Thanks for being such a great friend!

You’re such a generous, kind, fabulous person and I’m so lucky to have you as a friend. Wishing you an extra special birthday and best wishes for the year ahead.

Happy birthday to my best buddy! I hope you have a good one.

Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. You’re just ready to party!

Middle age... when “happy hour” is a nap!

True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence!

Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.

Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million little things.

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.