If you ran as much as your mouth did you'd be in good shape

If you ran as much as your mouth did you'd be in good shape

Sarcastic Quotes

The way to stop financial joyriding is to arrest the chauffeur, not the automobile.

The way to stop financial joyriding is to arrest the chauffeur, not the automobile.

It is great wealth to a soul to live frugally with a contented mind.

It is great wealth to a soul to live frugally with a contented mind.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living.

I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living.

Money amassed either serves us or rules us.

Money amassed either serves us or rules us.

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “you only live once.

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “you only live once.

Saving money won’t get us rich. You have to spend it to get it.

Saving money won’t get us rich. You have to spend it to get it.

Stop buying things you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.

Stop buying things you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.

We get married to have an ally against our family.

We get married to have an ally against our family.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.

There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.

Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire them.

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire them.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.

Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.