Sarcastic Quotes and Messages
Explore a collection of hilarious and witty sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh and think. Embrace the sarcasm!
My family is temperamental, half temper half mental.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.
The bigger your family, the bigger your problems.
Please cancel my subscription to your resurrection.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
I went to the general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.