Sarcastic Quotes
Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to babysit.
Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.
Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I realized my family was funny because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
New Year's Resolution: Casual promises that I am under no legal obligation to fulfill.
An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
Keep rolling your eyes, you might just find a brain back there
Please be patient, I am ruining things as fast as I can.
I am not young enough to know everything.
They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
I went to the general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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