Sarcastic Quotes
We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I realized my family was funny because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
New Year's Resolution: Casual promises that I am under no legal obligation to fulfill.
An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough.
Sorry for the mean, awful, and accurate things I said.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
Keep rolling your eyes, you might just find a brain back there
Please be patient, I am ruining things as fast as I can.
I am not young enough to know everything.
They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
I went to the general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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