Sarcastic Quotes
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Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
Keep rolling your eyes, you might just find a brain back there
Please be patient, I am ruining things as fast as I can.
I am not young enough to know everything.
They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
I went to the general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Please cancel my subscription to your resurrection.
The bigger your family, the bigger your problems.
Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
My family is temperamental, half temper half mental.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you, who you are.
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