30+ Best Andy Rooney Quotes

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Andy Rooney Motivational Quotes

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. - Andy Rooney quotes

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. - Andy Rooney quotes

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

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If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it. - Andy Rooney quotes

If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it.

Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney quotes

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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Andy Rooney Inspirational Quotes

Being kind is more important than being right. - Andy Rooney quotes

Being kind is more important than being right.

Andy Rooney

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. - Andy Rooney quotes

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

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That love, not time, heals all wounds. - Andy Rooney quotes

That love, not time, heals all wounds.

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Andy Rooney Positive Quotes

I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Andy Rooney

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. - Andy Rooney quotes

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it. - Andy Rooney quotes

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

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I can't choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it. - Andy Rooney quotes

I can't choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it.

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Andy Rooney Short Quotes

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Andy Rooney

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours. - Andy Rooney quotes

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

Andy Rooney

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Andy Rooney

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others - Andy Rooney quotes

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

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Andy Rooney Wisdom Quotes

I've learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Andy Rooney

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for. - Andy Rooney quotes

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

Andy Rooney

We need people who can do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. - Andy Rooney quotes

We need people who can do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Andy Rooney

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be. - Andy Rooney quotes

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

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Andy Rooney Unique Quotes

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend. - Andy Rooney quotes

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about. - Andy Rooney quotes

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

Andy Rooney

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

Andy Rooney

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. - Andy Rooney quotes

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Andy Rooney

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Andy Rooney

Nothing in fine print is ever good news. - Andy Rooney quotes

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Andy Rooney

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney quotes

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Andy Rooney

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

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I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Andy Rooney

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor. - Andy Rooney quotes

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

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I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

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Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the aeroplane? - Andy Rooney quotes

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the aeroplane?

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I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

Andy Rooney

Death is a distant rumour to the young. - Andy Rooney quotes

Death is a distant rumour to the young.

Andy Rooney

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off - Andy Rooney quotes

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

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