Andy Rooney Thoughts

Best 30+ Andy Rooney Messages, Quotes, and Images

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

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