Andy Rooney Quotes
Best 30+ Andy Rooney Messages, Quotes, and Images
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Being kind is more important than being right.
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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The nation that leads in renewable energy will be the nation that leads the world 10, 20 years from now.
When I turn the lights out, when I close my eyes, reality overcomes me, I'm living a lie.
Fortunately, the Canadian people in all their habits, are essentially temperate people.
If you try you may fail, if you don't try you're guaranteed to fail.
When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears.