George Burns Quotes, Thoughts and images

George Burns Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

George Burns Quotes

George Burns Quotes

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Unique Quotes

George Burns Unique Quotes

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Thoughts

George Burns Thoughts

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Positive Quotes

George Burns Positive Quotes

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Inspirational Quotes

George Burns Inspirational Quotes

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Motivational Quotes

George Burns Motivational Quotes

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Short Quotes

George Burns Short Quotes

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Author: George Burns

George Burns Positive Thoughts

George Burns Positive Thoughts

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes images

George Burns Quotes images

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Status

George Burns Status

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Author: George Burns

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