George Burns Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
Author: George Burns
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying.
Author: Isaac Asimov
Don't criticize that man unless you have walked in his shoes.
Author: Elvis Presley
What greater wound is there than a false friend?
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham
It was the possibility of darkness that made the day seem so bright.
Author: Stephen King
Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
Author: Samuel Butler
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