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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
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The true delight is in finding out rather than in knowing.
Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.
Chance never helps those who do not help themselves.
I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.
Sometimes there is absolutely no difference at all between salvation and damnation.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.