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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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A learned fool is one who has read everything and simply remembered it.
The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.
The proposition that the principal articles of the Apostles' Creed did not have the same meaning for the Christians of the earliest times as they have for Christians of our time is hereby condemned and proscribed as erroneous.
The real meditation practice is how we live our lives from moment to moment to moment.
Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.