I don't think you should be too absolutist about what you play and what you don't play.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

The best revenge is massive success.

I'm not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.

I would never be a television presenter. It's not something I could ever do.

My personal problem is that I take the business of film-making so seriously that I find it very difficult to relax.

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

I think you're bound to get a sense of any character that you play. It's not something you often do in comedy.

It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

I'm more critical of the films I make than anyone else.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-around family entertainer.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Marketing is what gets you noticed.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.