Rowan Atkinson Quotes

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

I have always worried about things more than I should.

I want to express myself differently. I have a performing inclination.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck

That awesome moment when you’re fucking happy and you don’t know why.

It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.

I tend to be quiet and introspective

Excellence is not an act but a habit.

Don’t get emotionally attached to anyone.

Life is short just do what makes you happy.

Birthdays give you another year to be Fabulous.

If you want to be strong learn to live alone.

I'm not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.

I would never be a television presenter. It's not something I could ever do.

My personal problem is that I take the business of film-making so seriously that I find it very difficult to relax.

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

I think you're bound to get a sense of any character that you play. It's not something you often do in comedy.

I don't think you should be too absolutist about what you play and what you don't play.

It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

I'm more critical of the films I make than anyone else.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-around family entertainer.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Marketing is what gets you noticed.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.