Rowan Atkinson Messages

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.

I want to express myself differently. I have a performing inclination.

I have always worried about things more than I should.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.

Marketing is what gets you noticed.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.