I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.
Author: Rowan Atkinson
I want to express myself differently. I have a performing inclination.
I have always worried about things more than I should.
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.
Marketing is what gets you noticed.
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.
I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
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I don't believe in killing whatever the reason!
Author: John Lennon
I have a winning temperament. I know how to win.
Author: Donald Trump
By the blessings of heaven I mean to live and die, please God, in the faith of my mother.
Author: William McKinley
Democracy is not a static thing. It is an everlasting march.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
How I learned to love the New World Order.
Author: Joe Biden
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck
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