Rowan Atkinson
Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
Marketing is what gets you noticed.
Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!
I have always worried about things more than I should.
I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck
That awesome moment when you’re fucking happy and you don’t know why.
It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.
I tend to be quiet and introspective
Excellence is not an act but a habit.
Don’t get emotionally attached to anyone.
Life is short just do what makes you happy.
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