I want to express myself differently. I have a performing inclination.

I want to express myself differently. I have a performing inclination.

Rowan Atkinson

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.

It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Marketing is what gets you noticed.

Marketing is what gets you noticed.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

I have always worried about things more than I should.

I have always worried about things more than I should.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck

That awesome moment when you’re fucking happy and you don’t know why.

That awesome moment when you’re fucking happy and you don’t know why.

It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.

I tend to be quiet and  introspective

I tend to be quiet and introspective

Excellence is not an act but a habit.

Excellence is not an act but a habit.

Don’t get emotionally attached to anyone.

Don’t get emotionally attached to anyone.

Life is short just do what makes you happy.

Life is short just do what makes you happy.