Rowan Atkinson Quotes, Status, and Thoughts

If you want to be strong learn to live alone.

Birthdays give you another year to be Fabulous.

Life is short just do what makes you happy.

Don’t get emotionally attached to anyone.

Excellence is not an act but a habit.

I tend to be quiet and introspective

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.

It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

That awesome moment when you’re fucking happy and you don’t know why.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny if I become someone else.

I want to express myself differently. I have a performing inclination.

I have always worried about things more than I should.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.

Marketing is what gets you noticed.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

It's not easy to take a sitcom and turn it into a feature.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-around family entertainer.

I'm more critical of the films I make than anyone else.

It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.

I don't think you should be too absolutist about what you play and what you don't play.

I think you're bound to get a sense of any character that you play. It's not something you often do in comedy.

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.

My personal problem is that I take the business of film-making so seriously that I find it very difficult to relax.

I would never be a television presenter. It's not something I could ever do.

I'm not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.