Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. - Neil Simon quotes

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Author: Neil Simon

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You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

I never write a play with an eye to film.

I never write a play with an eye to film.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.

I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.

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