20+ Best Neil Simon Quotes

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Neil Simon Motivational Quotes

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon quotes

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. - Neil Simon quotes

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity. - Neil Simon quotes

Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.

Neil Simon Inspirational Quotes

Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity. - Neil Simon quotes

Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way. - Neil Simon quotes

Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny. - Neil Simon quotes

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

Neil Simon Positive Quotes

Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages. - Neil Simon quotes

Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud. - Neil Simon quotes

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. - Neil Simon quotes

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

Neil Simon Short Quotes

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors. - Neil Simon quotes

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. - Neil Simon quotes

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal. - Neil Simon quotes

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

Neil Simon Wisdom Quotes

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling. - Neil Simon quotes

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. - Neil Simon quotes

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture. - Neil Simon quotes

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

Neil Simon Unique Quotes

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it. - Neil Simon quotes

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand. - Neil Simon quotes

I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.

The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose. - Neil Simon quotes

The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.

There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles. - Neil Simon quotes

There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen. - Neil Simon quotes

I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.

Baptists are only funny underwater. - Neil Simon quotes

Baptists are only funny underwater.

I never write a play with an eye to film. - Neil Simon quotes

I never write a play with an eye to film.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. - Neil Simon quotes

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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