Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the aeroplane?

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the aeroplane?

Andy Rooney

Rides in the whirlwind and directs the storm.

Rides in the whirlwind and directs the storm.

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty.

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty.

The most skilful flattery is to let a person talk, and be a listener.

The most skilful flattery is to let a person talk, and be a listener.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

I shall endeavor to enliven morality with wit, and to temper wit with morality.

I shall endeavor to enliven morality with wit, and to temper wit with morality.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Death is a distant rumour to the young.

Death is a distant rumour to the young.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.