I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

I shall endeavor to enliven morality with wit, and to temper wit with morality.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Death is a distant rumour to the young.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the aeroplane?

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.