Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Death is a distant rumour to the young.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the aeroplane?

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

We need people who can do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

I've learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.