Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. - Andy Rooney quotes

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

Author: Andy Rooney

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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