All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

We need people who can do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

I've learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.