I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

We need people who can do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

I've learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I can't choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.