I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. - Andy Rooney quotes

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Author: Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney Quotes - I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Author: Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney Quotes - That love, not time, heals all wounds.

That love, not time, heals all wounds.

Author: Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney Quotes - I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Author: Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney Quotes - Being kind is more important than being right.

Being kind is more important than being right.

Author: Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney Quotes - The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Author: Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney Quotes - If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it.

Author: Andy Rooney

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