The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I can't choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned, That when you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Being kind is more important than being right.

If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears.

The most important thing you do every day you live is deciding not to kill yourself.

Life is the sum of your choices.

I know of only one duty, and that is to love.

A society based on production is only productive, not creative.

You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.