Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.

Freedom is not constituted primarily of privileges but responsibilities.

Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is a superhuman achievement.

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

He who laughs.....lasts.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Cats invented self-esteem.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.