Erma Bombeck Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Author: Erma Bombeck
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.
Success is outliving your failures
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.
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How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
Author: William Shatner
Don't lie to the girl of your life for the hoe of the night
Sometimes you must live in a violent world in order to get greater justice.
Author: Pierre Trudeau
I don't think there's ever a time where I step back and say I wish I was something different. I'm doing what I love to do.
Author: Sidney Crosby
A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world.
Author: Joseph Addison
Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story.
Author: Neil Gaiman
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