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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.
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Success is outliving your failures
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.
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How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
Don't lie to the girl of your life for the hoe of the night
Sometimes you must live in a violent world in order to get greater justice.
I don't think there's ever a time where I step back and say I wish I was something different. I'm doing what I love to do.
A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world.
Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story.