Erma Bombeck Quotes, Thoughts and images

Erma Bombeck Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck  Quotes

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Unique Quotes

Erma Bombeck  Unique Quotes

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Thoughts

Erma Bombeck  Thoughts

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Positive Quotes

Erma Bombeck  Positive Quotes

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Inspirational Quotes

Erma Bombeck  Inspirational Quotes

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Motivational Quotes

Erma Bombeck  Motivational Quotes

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Short Quotes

Erma Bombeck  Short Quotes

Success is outliving your failures

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Positive Thoughts

Erma Bombeck  Positive Thoughts

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes images

Erma Bombeck  Quotes images

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Status

Erma Bombeck  Status

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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