Author: Erma Bombeck
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Good Night Messages for Wife
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
