I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck quotes

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - He who laughs.....lasts.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - Cats invented self-esteem.

Cats invented self-esteem.

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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