Author: Erma Bombeck
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the young, and runs out for the aged.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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