I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck quotes

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Cats invented self-esteem.

Cats invented self-esteem.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your children.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Success is outliving your failures

Success is outliving your failures

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.

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