Author: Erma Bombeck
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Success is outliving your failures
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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