My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bombeck quotes

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - Success is outliving your failures

Success is outliving your failures

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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