Author: Erma Bombeck
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shovelling while it's still snowing.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story.
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