When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck quotes

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

Author: Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck Quotes - My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes - Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Author: Erma Bombeck

Neil Gaiman Quotes - Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story.

Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story.

Author: Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman Quotes - The real world has no obligation to be convincing, so it throws up some very weird moments sometimes.

The real world has no obligation to be convincing, so it throws up some very weird moments sometimes.

Author: Neil Gaiman

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