Author: W. C. Fields
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Never give a sucker an even break.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with bated breath.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
