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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Author: W. C. Fields
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.
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Life gave me everything I asked If all I asked was not a great deal, that's my problem!
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre
It is the responsibility of intellectuals to speak the truth and expose lies.
Author: Noam Chomsky
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Author: Alexander Pope
Well,” said Stuart, “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.
Author: E. B. White
The older I get the less I listen to what people say and the more I look at what they do.
Author: Andrew Carnegie
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
Author: Rush Limbaugh
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