W. C. Fields Quotes, Thoughts and images
W. C. Fields Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
W. C. Fields Quotes
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
W. C. Fields Unique Quotes
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
W. C. Fields Thoughts
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
W. C. Fields Positive Quotes
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
W. C. Fields Inspirational Quotes
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. Fields Motivational Quotes
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
W. C. Fields Short Quotes
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W. C. Fields Positive Thoughts
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W. C. Fields Status
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.
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The older I get the less I listen to what people say and the more I look at what they do.
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.