Author: W. C. Fields
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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