W. C. Fields Messages
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Strong men don't compromise, it is said, and principles should never be compromised.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.