Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.
Author: W. C. Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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For the human species to evolve, the conversation must deepen.
Author: Margaret Mead
Do you train for passing tests or do you train for creative inquiry?
Author: Noam Chomsky
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Author: Alexander Pope
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Author: Taylor Swift
Strong men don't compromise, it is said, and principles should never be compromised.
Author: Andrew Carnegie
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.
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