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Best 30+ W. C. Fields Messages, Quotes, and Images
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with bated breath.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
Watch what everyone else does--do the opposite. The majority is always wrong.
You will never be able to find happiness if you stay attached to the wrong person and don't move on.
Give me a man with an average ability but a burning desire to succeed and I will give you a winner in exchange every time.
The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.