W. C. Fields Thoughts
Best 30+ W. C. Fields Messages, Quotes, and Images
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.
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All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.
Truth needs not flowers of speech.
No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.
Mutual ignorance breeds mutual distrust.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.