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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
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The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.
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