I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - W. C. Fields quotes

I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Author: W. C. Fields

Dalai Lama Quotes - Choose to be optimistic, it feels better. – Dalai Lama

Choose to be optimistic, it feels better. – Dalai Lama

Author: Dalai Lama

Mark Strand Quotes - We all have reasons for moving. I move to keep things whole.

We all have reasons for moving. I move to keep things whole.

Author: Mark Strand

W. C. Fields Quotes - Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Author: W. C. Fields

Paul Thomas Anderson Quotes - I'll rebel against powers and principalities, all the time. Always, I will.

I'll rebel against powers and principalities, all the time. Always, I will.

Author: Paul Thomas Anderson

W. C. Fields Quotes - Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

Author: W. C. Fields

Winston Churchill Quotes - There is not much collective security in a flock of sheep on the way to the butcher.

There is not much collective security in a flock of sheep on the way to the butcher.

Author: Winston Churchill

W. C. Fields Quotes - A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Author: W. C. Fields

james Cook Quotes - The eleventh commandment: Thou shalt be tolerant of all paths that lead to God.

The eleventh commandment: Thou shalt be tolerant of all paths that lead to God.

Author: james Cook

W. C. Fields Quotes - Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Author: W. C. Fields

Jawaharlal Nehru Quotes - Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.

Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.

Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

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