I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - W. C. Fields quotes

I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Author: W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Author: W. C. Fields

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