Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - W. C. Fields quotes

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Author: W. C. Fields

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