I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. - George Burns quotes

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

Author: George Burns

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Edward Kennedy Quotes - What divides us pales in comparison to what unites us.

What divides us pales in comparison to what unites us.

Author: Edward Kennedy

Edward Kennedy Quotes - The Constitution does not just protect those whose views we share; it also protects those with whose views we disagree.

The Constitution does not just protect those whose views we share; it also protects those with whose views we disagree.

Author: Edward Kennedy

Edward Kennedy Quotes - The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die.

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die.

Author: Edward Kennedy

George Burns Quotes - I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else...I never lied better.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else...I never lied better.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Author: George Burns

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