When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights. - George Burns quotes

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Author: George Burns

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I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else...I never lied better.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else...I never lied better.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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